Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Staying In Your "PIPE" Range...........

Well hello...... Its me again, I know this is a bit different from what I usually write but, I feel the need to educate the masses on this very touchy subject, shall we begin?

Well lets see, Staying in YOUR pipe range is very very important, but lets elaborate first on what the pipe range is for both men and women. Now I know some of you maybe wondering about my choice of wording, but I'm sure we have all heard the terminology before, whether it was pipe, cock , beef, wood or just plain old dick, what ever name you choose, it refers to the males private area.... The penis.

Now lets start off by putting it out straight out there, every man and women are different, which means what works for others will not always work for somebody else, you have to keep this in mind when you see, hear or think certain things. For instance fellas here is a bit of math right here, the average length of an fully erect penis is between 5.6 inches and 7 inches. So in a more basic wording, when a mans joint is on full bone on average its gonna be between 5.6 to 7 inches long... So what this means is that contrary to what you may think 9 of ten men fall in this range. Now I can truly hear most of my male friends reading this saying this dude D is bugging my shit big or I'm holding lmao, but that mentality is exactly why men are playing themselves in bed truth be told now lets get into what me and my people call the "PIPE RANGE"

Now lets look at it like this, you have a date set up right and you know its gonna end up with you getting some action, so already in your mind you have Biggies song "I'm Fuckin You Tonight" playing all in your head. You recently seen a porn or have been watching it on the reg (its ok don't front like you don't) and you seen one of the male actors using a position that you yourself have never done or have never thought about doing .... At this very moment immediately in your head saying 1. I'm doin that tonight, and 2. I'm going to blow her back out. Now here's when things start to go extremely wrong, never at once did you take in consideration that this porn dude has a much bigger "tool" than you and that he can actually pull off this position with success with the least degree of difficulty.

Now your back at the crib and the your date is ready to get it poppin and your still visioning yourself doing the moves your seen on the most recent west coast production..


Rule 1. If you have a 7 inch pipe you can not and I mean CAN NOT!!!! perform the moves of a person with a 9 inch "pipe" its mathematically incorrect, STAY IN YOUR PIPE RANGE... if your an average size man just stick to what you know and dont try to be Lex Steele because your gonna embarrass yourself.

Rule 2. If you cant fit a Magnum or any other condom labeled "Larger Size" you should not have them on your person, trust me when I say that a woman does not wanna see a man with a baggy condom its not attractive at all, again you will be embarrassing yourself. Believe you me if when you put on this Magnum condom and your pipe looks like its wearing a Champion Hoodie a you will not be getting any poon tang that night . STAY IN YOUR PIPE RANGE .....

Rule 3. If your know that your a man of smaller stature and lets say you don't have a pipe lets say its more like a ????? miniature candy bar please and I say please do not have the audacity to tell a women how your going to long stroke this and get in them ribs that not only are you lying to her your lying to yourself ... If you have a little four inch killer than that's what you have you can step outside that range you have to do your little 4 inch moves, I'm just keeping it real....

Now if you follow those three simple rules you will be OK.

Now for you ladies, I hear a lot of talk how y'all want a dude that's as long as the old testament and so forth, whats funny is when you do meet this guy who is packing in that manner you cant even take it smh as my mom would say "stop eating with your eyes and only take what you know you can finish." and also if you know that your vajayjay is trash or sub par don't expect to be sexed like your some prom queen or supermodel because its not gonna happen men treat women just how they present themselves same goes with sex you get what you put out .....

So now that we discussed "Staying In Your Pipe Range" I hope all that reads this benefits you all , so until the next time ......PEACE

Thursday, December 9, 2010

As The World Turns

In my opinion there are two types of people in the world. People that live in the world, and those that merely exist in the world. Now let me explain.




People that live in the world dont wait for things to happen they make things happen or at least move toward a specific something or anything for that matter, they don't wait on life they live life.






Now we have those that simply exist, these are the people that just breathe, eat, and take up space. They have absolutly no drive or ambition. We all know the type so I won't go into detail.
Now, "As The World Turns", how rudundant is this phrase?

Allow me to make some revelance.


As the world turns we have two simple choices, either to turn with the world, changing and adapting as time goes on, or you can be turned by the world which means that you may change as the world turns, but not as you want to or in the direction of which you desire. The people that live usually turn with the world and those that exist get turned, sometimes forcefully and unwantingly as well as drastically.






Now it's a known truth the world that we live in is changing and not all for the better. So we must all learn to adapt. People must not allow themselves to just exist, because if you don't adapt to your surroundings you will not be able to survive and inevitablly will become obsolete. And when there is no longer a use for you whats the point of living. And this goes for all aspects of life.






You have to look at today as the first day of the rest of your life, that way the previous day becomes irrevelant. Now all thats left is the future which you do have a hand in changing, if you wish, because it's always better to be able to say that no matter what changes the world has brought about at least you did it your way. and thats worth its weight in gold.

Choice VS. Destiny




They say life is made up of a series of continuous moments, each moment defining who we are and what we may become. So in all essence each moment leads to a decision which leads to another moment and so on. This series of occurrences is what makes up our past, present, and future, and in all actuality shapes our destiny, but destiny is predetermined, so how can decisions and moments effect destiny?


Now a question is presented, which is are these moments predetermined which influence decicisions, or is destiny inevitable? I guess it's a catch twenty two, but if i had to choose between all the awful moments and bad decisions to lead a fulfilling life or just to accept my preordained future. I choose my gift of choice because being able to choose is a blessing all in its self, because choice brings change, and change brings hope, and hope brightens our future which makes each moment in life worth living.

Progress




A good friend of mine once said that progress is great, but what is progress? One suitable definition is that progress is the visual manisfestation of hard work. In this day and age we must all strive for progression. It is only natural, because in all actuality if you dont progress or move foward your being left behind, because truth be told the world does not wait for the stagnant. It just keeps revolving waiting for no one being. Foward is the only direction for the progressive.


To achieve a goal or accomplish a given task one must not allow themselves to be moved backward mainly because it waste time, and time is the biggest advesary of progress. Time unfortunatly is a luxary we dont have thats why it is very crucial that we establish a purpose and work towards meeting that purpose. because we simply can't out run time.
we have to work hard because with out hard work you will never meet your purpose which means that you wont progress and forever be stuck living in yesterday while the progressive look toward tomorrow

I Need You To Know This









Sweetheart there is something I just needed to bring to your attention, and I hope this display of my erection shows you my want for a little more than affection....

Sweetheart I really need you to know that I've been wanting to be inside of you since the last time we indulged in our acts passion, truthfully I've been cravin the last time since the last time before that when you took your love away and needless to say that I want it back.

I miss the way our bodies move to a rhythm like our souls are playing a song that only we can hear. Can you dig that? Can you dig me digging you out, because honestly love this is what this whole thing is about.

Sweetheart you need to let me please you.. Please you in such a way as I only I know how.. let my lips meet between your hips and give yours a kiss, forgive me for being forward but I just can't lie so when I start to kiss against my face I should feel those thighs......

Sweetheart now that you know these things that I've been wanting to say please don't deny me of what I crave because this addiction is more like an affliction that only a dose of your sweet medicine can sway.......

So sweetheart in the most simplest of terms what I'm tryin to tell you is that I want you.......


Wednesday, December 1, 2010

I Surrender





On this night this special night I surrender. I will surrender my all because its all that I have to give and yet that still may not be enough.

I surrender my mind because it is visions of you that fill my thoughts.

I surrender my eyes because they are not worthy to view such a beauty as you.

I surrender my nose because I will never again experience a scent as exquisite as yours.

I surrender my lips because the taste of yours is of that of forbidden fruit for which I'm not qualified to indulge in.

I surrender my heart because without your love it will surely cease to beat.

I surrender my love because there is nothing more precious than the infinite love that I have for you.

And last I surrender my soul because to die in your arms is worth the fact of knowing that my essence will forever live in you.

I surrender...........

She Smiles



When I look at her she smiles.



Her smile warms me and invites me.
It invites me to the special place she calls her heart, the place she keeps under close watch always on guard.


She invites me but doesn't want me to enter, at least not just yet even though she knows that her heart is were I long to be.


She tempts me subtle yet blatant and still not obvious to the common eye. She wants me to want her and she wants to want me as well but she needs me to deserve her first.


She looks at me and I smile, a warming smile at that hiding mixed emotions, confident yet scared and happy but sad. Confident I can make her happy scared that she won't allow me, happy she acknowledges me but sad that its only that but yet she still smiles and it still warms me to the core of my existence.


Patience is a virtue but how long will she wait or how long will I? She is worth the wait for I would wait lifetime after lifetime just knowing she would grant me one single moment just to dwell in that place I long to be, that place she invited me.

Her heart................